Phatan Good morning Funny Text SMS messages in Urdu 2014

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Phatan Good morning Funny Text SMS messages in Urdu 2014

Good morning Phtan funny sms

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MORNING Greetings does not only

mean saying good  MORNING.

It has a silent message saying.

I remember you, when I wake up.

Have a nice day.

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Funny Pathan SMS

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha.

Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta.

Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki . O teri khair. Ena Inteligent Pathan

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PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .

DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.

USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA

JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …

HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

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Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night

Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot

Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli

Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI

Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil

Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in

Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!

Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.

Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.

Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.

Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.

Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.

Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

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PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai. wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

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A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D

Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dophar me he nidhal hogya or

F.M radio call ki Host: ji kia sunna psand krenge?

Pathan: hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do..

2 comments

  1. Rise Above Heart

    painfull Thought
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    Orat ki hansi
    Or
    kuty ki khamosi
    pr kabi b bharosa na kary…!

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